– 1 box (16 oz) of Elbow Macaroni
– 1 bunch of scallions, chopped
– 6 oz can of black, pitted olives, drained and chopped
– 16 oz jar of Bread & Butter pickles, chopped
– 10 oz bag of shredded carrots
– 1.5 cups of mayonnaise
– 1/2 cup of sour cream
– 1/2 cup of whole milk
– 2 tbsp of white vinegar
– A generous splash of the pickle juice from the Bread & Butter pickles
– A few pinches of ground black pepper
– A few dashes of Worcestershire Sauce
– 12 oz bottle of Miracle Whip
– 8 oz block of Colby Jack cheese, diced (optional)
– 1/2 lb of ham, sliced thick from the deli and diced (optional)